My deep and meaningful learning experience...

Carrying on with the theme of scrubs-esque titles, here are some of the things I have learnt over the past few days...

• Earrings are incompatible with phones.
• Perennial allergic rhinitis is nothing to do with rhinos.
• When it is a sunny morning and you leave your cardigan at home it WILL rain.
• There is road called Strawberry Mead at which there is a house no. 64 and I would like to live there.
• The backs of stickers are good places for secrets.
• The third musketeer was Athos.
• Never stick matches in your ear - even if you have an annoying itch.
• Not giving your temps their own log-ins is very annoying.
• The time before lunch is infinite.
• You can do anything with google.
• I can sing.
• "Aaaaaadriiiic!" sounds a bit like "Baaaaldriiiick!" but the two phrases have very different meanings.